Tara Schile

 ABOUT THE AUTHOR...

Tara Schile is a wife, an author, an entrepreneur, a makeup artist, a singer, a beauty queen, a poker player, one of the guys, a girly girl, a Star Trek geek, an artist, an actress, an introverted extrovert, a teacher, a good friend, a party hostess, a costume-maker, a daughter, a sister, a sister-in-law, a godmother, an aunt, a granddaughter, a niece, a cousin, a filmmaker, a director, a playwright, a movie-lover, a photographer, a twisted mind, a klutz, a traveler, a note-taker, a leader, a follower, a stargazer, a cat owner (x3), a pirate-lover, an organized mess, an oxymoron, and a genuine laugher.

There's a story for everything -

and it's in the book!

 

BONUS: Here's the link for the opening of  Tara and Ryan's wedding ceremony--where a FIGHT SCENE takes place! No kidding! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vex32C5p23k


Photo of Tara as Ms. Spirit American Renaissance by StudioPrimetime Photography.

Sincere Tara

My favorite color is glitter.

I'm the mother of two boys,

wife of my favorite person to laugh with.

Life is too short to fill your heart with hate,

so this tumblr is full of things I love.

Caption this.

#toddlerlyfe
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Posted 3 weeks ago

Ryan got an email a couple weeks ago about a pizza night for ERAU Alumni and their families affected by the shutdown. We decided we would go. Tonight was the event and it was more uplifting than it would’ve been without the stopgap in place, certainly, but we met other families and shared a meal with strangers who also just went through a weird hell. The pizza was excellent and we really appreciated our first night out at a restaurant in over a month. Thank you @erau_alumni, Jenny in particular. And @morettisrestaurant, it was delicious! @ryanschile #endtheshutdown #stopgap #embryriddle #erau #ittakesavillage
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Posted 3 weeks ago

Who sent this?! Things are about to get sooo silly up in here!
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Posted 3 weeks ago

Someone is excited!!! @ryanschile #endtheshutdown #wewilltakeastopgap
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Posted 4 weeks ago

Played with oil pastels with the kids last night. #arttherapy #endtheshutdown
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Posted 4 weeks ago

Oh boy. #polarvortex
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Posted 4 weeks ago

Hot cocoa time! I heard the windchill is supposed to be -30 tomorrow! Yikes. Trying to keep things cozy around here. #polarvortex #hotcocoatime
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Posted 4 weeks ago

This kitten of doom is 14 this year. Holy moly. #catsofinstagram #MalcomReynolds
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Posted 4 weeks ago

I should be on Nailed It. Everything I make is delicious but ugly. *sigh* This is a Depression Chocolate Cake with bananas and a brown sugar pecan glaze. It’s going to taste amazing. But boy is it ugly. #uglydelicious #TaraBakes2019
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Posted 4 weeks ago

I told Ryan that the newest thing in this pregnancy I haven’t been able to get water cold enough, which is so odd. So he hands me this. 😆 #20weekspregnant #mawaige
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Posted 4 weeks ago

Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK

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We're Just the Size of Grown Ups

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A fun, funny, and touching read!

 

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