Tara Schile


Tara Schile is a wife, an author, an entrepreneur, a makeup artist, a singer, a beauty queen, a poker player, one of the guys, a girly girl, a Star Trek geek, an artist, an actress, an introverted extrovert, a teacher, a good friend, a party hostess, a costume-maker, a daughter, a sister, a sister-in-law, a godmother, an aunt, a granddaughter, a niece, a cousin, a filmmaker, a director, a playwright, a movie-lover, a photographer, a twisted mind, a klutz, a traveler, a note-taker, a leader, a follower, a stargazer, a cat owner (x3), a pirate-lover, an organized mess, an oxymoron, and a genuine laugher.

There's a story for everything -

and it's in the book!


BONUS: Here's the link for the opening of  Tara and Ryan's wedding ceremony--where a FIGHT SCENE takes place! No kidding! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vex32C5p23k

Photo of Tara as Ms. Spirit American Renaissance by StudioPrimetime Photography.

Sincere Tara

My favorite color is glitter.

I'm the mother of two boys,

wife of my favorite person to laugh with.

Life is too short to fill your heart with hate,

so this tumblr is full of things I love.

Daddy time. ❤️💚

Posted 12 hours ago

These look posed! 😆 #playdohplaydate @elikatz13

Posted 12 hours ago

I’ve TAMED the TIMOROUS BEASTIE! #catsofinstagram @melaniebolen

Posted 12 hours ago

A little #playdohtherapy tonight. @playdoh #bunny #cat #penguin #snake #turquoise #happycreating

Posted 2 days ago

I didn’t ask if he put this on himself or if one of the boys did. Either way, it’s #fedorable.
#dadlyfe #superdad

Posted 2 days ago

Our last family meal in our house on Oak Park. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🏠

Posted 4 days ago

My nails match my hair!!! #turquoisehairdontcare #turquoisenails #matchymatchy

Posted 5 days ago

Did Jackie come home from our nail appointment barefoot in the cold rain with snow on the ground? Yes. Yes she did. @jaxcellent

Posted 5 days ago

Our little family. 💙💙💙💙

Posted 6 days ago

Heeeeeere’s Jonny’s 2nd Birthday cake! #tarabakes2018
#carcake #browniecake #stepbystepbaking #secondbirthday

Posted 6 days ago

Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK

$ 15.00 USD

The paperback book is yours for just $15!


Not Everything I Say is Nonsense AUDIO BOOK

$ 23.00 USD

The audio book is read aloud in Tara's voice. The two disc set is yours for $23!


Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK & AUDIOBOOK SET

$ 34.00 USD

Save a few dollars and get them as a set! Read along with the audiobook, or give the paperback as a gift!
You get the paperback version AND the audiobook for just $34!


We're Just the Size of Grown Ups

$ 18.00 USD

A fun, funny, and touching read!


Price includes shipping anywhere in the U.S.!

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