Tara Schile


Tara Schile is a wife, an author, an entrepreneur, a makeup artist, a singer, a beauty queen, a poker player, one of the guys, a girly girl, a Star Trek geek, an artist, an actress, an introverted extrovert, a teacher, a good friend, a party hostess, a costume-maker, a daughter, a sister, a sister-in-law, a godmother, an aunt, a granddaughter, a niece, a cousin, a filmmaker, a director, a playwright, a movie-lover, a photographer, a twisted mind, a klutz, a traveler, a note-taker, a leader, a follower, a stargazer, a cat owner (x3), a pirate-lover, an organized mess, an oxymoron, and a genuine laugher.

There's a story for everything -

and it's in the book!


BONUS: Here's the link for the opening of  Tara and Ryan's wedding ceremony--where a FIGHT SCENE takes place! No kidding! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vex32C5p23k

Photo of Tara as Ms. Spirit American Renaissance by StudioPrimetime Photography.

Sincere Tara

My favorite color is glitter.

I'm the mother of two boys,

wife of my favorite person to laugh with.

Life is too short to fill your heart with hate,

so this tumblr is full of things I love.

This guy, working on electronics for one of my costumes for Dragoncon, is kind of the best. #dragoncon #ghostbusters #protonguns

Posted 14 hours ago

Look at this faaaaace!!! #icecream #sweetface #mybigboy

Posted 1 day ago

Ice Cream Time for the Cool Kids. 😎😎😎 #icrecreamtime #iscreamyouscreamweallscreamforicecream #toocoolforschool

Posted 1 day ago

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😂😂😂 #waterballoontoss

Posted 1 day ago

This guy. What a good sport. He was my model, helper, and cohost tonight. Thanks, babe. Everything in this life is more fun with you. 😘 #lularoetaraschile @lularoetaraschile #loveofmylife

Posted 2 days ago

I’m no expert, but I don’t think people are supposed to bend that way. 😳 #futuregymnast? #cirquedutoddler? #ishebroken?

Posted 3 days ago

Ahhh! They’re finally best buds!!! 😍💗😍💗 #brothers #19monthsapart #love #myheart #motherofboys #sinceremommy

Posted 4 days ago

I’m having such a good time in this new adventure. Today I declared “Tiara Tuesday Sales” will be regular things in which I put outfits together for people and don a tiara for the morning. Is this real life? @lularoetaraschile #lularoetaraschile #likeyado #tiaratuesdayswithtara #tiara #lularoe #outfits #llrlucy #llrclassictee

Posted 4 days ago

NBD, just turned mulberries from the trees in our backyard into a mulberry cobbler. And it was super yummy. #TaraBakes2017 #mulberrycobbler

Posted 5 days ago

Good Lord, they’re cute. #catsanddogs #masshysteria

Posted 5 days ago

Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK

$ 15.00 USD

The paperback book is yours for just $15!


Not Everything I Say is Nonsense AUDIO BOOK

$ 23.00 USD

The audio book is read aloud in Tara's voice. The two disc set is yours for $23!


Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK & AUDIOBOOK SET

$ 34.00 USD

Save a few dollars and get them as a set! Read along with the audiobook, or give the paperback as a gift!
You get the paperback version AND the audiobook for just $34!


We're Just the Size of Grown Ups

$ 18.00 USD

A fun, funny, and touching read!


Price includes shipping anywhere in the U.S.!

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