Tara Schile


Tara Schile is a wife, an author, an entrepreneur, a makeup artist, a singer, a beauty queen, a poker player, one of the guys, a girly girl, a Star Trek geek, an artist, an actress, an introverted extrovert, a teacher, a good friend, a party hostess, a costume-maker, a daughter, a sister, a sister-in-law, a godmother, an aunt, a granddaughter, a niece, a cousin, a filmmaker, a director, a playwright, a movie-lover, a photographer, a twisted mind, a klutz, a traveler, a note-taker, a leader, a follower, a stargazer, a cat owner (x3), a pirate-lover, an organized mess, an oxymoron, and a genuine laugher.

There's a story for everything -

and it's in the book!


BONUS: Here's the link for the opening of  Tara and Ryan's wedding ceremony--where a FIGHT SCENE takes place! No kidding! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vex32C5p23k

Photo of Tara as Ms. Spirit American Renaissance by StudioPrimetime Photography.

Sincere Tara

My favorite color is glitter.

I'm the mother of two boys,

wife of my favorite person to laugh with.

Life is too short to fill your heart with hate,

so this tumblr is full of things I love.

Some Schile shenanigans so far today! @ryanschile

Posted 1 day ago

This book is so spot on that I teared up a bit. 🧜🏼‍♀️

Posted 1 day ago

I feel ridiculous. I’m still sore, though slowly improving. The baby has been leaning on things making it hard to be comfortable or even breathe, on top of this “pinched nerve in my neck” thing. I’m carefully stretching throughout the day and that is painful, but seems to be helping. Slowly. I’m trying to release stress and think positively, but I’ve honestly been breaking down in tears of frustration every day this week. This is a weird rough patch. It’s 55 degrees outside, but everything is wet. I’m so ready for Spring. Give me some happy thoughts in lieu of medical suggestions, my friends? I need all the positivity I can get. 💗

Posted 4 days ago

My medical team.

Posted 5 days ago

Cooool cool. I don’t feel 1,000 years old at all.

Posted 1 week ago

Yeah, I bring my own Bane mask to Urgent Care. So? Oooh! Give me Bane at the Doctor lines to say in the mask!! Go!!

Posted 1 week ago

Some snugs with my boys and a baby bump. I’ll take this! 💗

Posted 2 weeks ago

Well, 26 weeks looks like this. I’m starting to feel EVERYTHING: constant movement and kicking and whatnot from the inside, aches and pains and growth and stretching on the outside. I’m tired a LOT. But I’m so excited to meet this person. 💙💙🌈💙

Posted 2 weeks ago

So the day after I announced I’m closing looks like this: trying on clothes for myself (some for cosplay purposes!) and playing with my boys. I feel a huge weight off me by telling everybody last night. Even though I’m sad and it’s tough, there are happy times ahead. 💗

Posted 2 weeks ago

Thank you Terzas!!!!! #tiniestCubsfan @wt_jetset @mon_bon13

Posted 2 weeks ago

Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK

$ 15.00 USD

The paperback book is yours for just $15!


Not Everything I Say is Nonsense AUDIO BOOK

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The audio book is read aloud in Tara's voice. The two disc set is yours for $23!


Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK & AUDIOBOOK SET

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We're Just the Size of Grown Ups

$ 18.00 USD

A fun, funny, and touching read!


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