Tara Schile


Tara Schile is a wife, an author, an entrepreneur, a makeup artist, a singer, a beauty queen, a poker player, one of the guys, a girly girl, a Star Trek geek, an artist, an actress, an introverted extrovert, a teacher, a good friend, a party hostess, a costume-maker, a daughter, a sister, a sister-in-law, a godmother, an aunt, a granddaughter, a niece, a cousin, a filmmaker, a director, a playwright, a movie-lover, a photographer, a twisted mind, a klutz, a traveler, a note-taker, a leader, a follower, a stargazer, a cat owner (x3), a pirate-lover, an organized mess, an oxymoron, and a genuine laugher.

There's a story for everything -

and it's in the book!


BONUS: Here's the link for the opening of  Tara and Ryan's wedding ceremony--where a FIGHT SCENE takes place! No kidding! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vex32C5p23k

Photo of Tara as Ms. Spirit American Renaissance by StudioPrimetime Photography.

Sincere Tara

My favorite color is glitter.

I'm the mother of two boys,

wife of my favorite person to laugh with.

Life is too short to fill your heart with hate,

so this tumblr is full of things I love.

Wellll yesterday wasn’t exactly what I’d hoped, but Baby is fine, so I can’t really complain. We thought our 20-week ultrasound was yesterday, so we prepped the boys to come see the baby and brought the whole circus of us Schiles to what turned out to be just a checkup. Whomp whomp. But the boys got to hear the heartbeat and they liked that. Turns out Maternal Fetal Medicine is doing the ultrasound on Monday (I’m being monitored by them through this pregnancy because of Quinn). So we’ll try this all over again on Monday. Oh well.

Posted 13 hours ago

We are overwhelmed. I opened the door today and found this huge stack of packages, full of food stuffs to take care of our family from friends all over the country. It takes a village and we are too lucky to have so many who care about us. Thank you. #endtheshutdown

Posted 4 days ago

Today we used this giant jar of coins towards our groceries. It ended up being $86! So that was nice at least! #endtheshutdown

Posted 1 week ago

And suddenly I can’t button this jacket over the baby bump. #18weekspregnant #growbabygrow

Posted 1 week ago

The annual New Years lost and found photo! #schilenewyear

Posted 1 week ago

It was warm enough to go try out the new bikes today! The inaugural trip went well! Jonny did about half the work… maybe less. But Harrison really got going! @ryanschile

Posted 1 week ago

Just a smattering of awesomeness from last night. 🎉🎉🎉 #happynewyear #schilenewyear

Posted 2 weeks ago

Throwback to last year’s bowling tournament when I threw together a Walter Cosplay from the Big Lebowski. 😆 #datscowltho #OVERTHELINE

Posted 2 weeks ago

Fletch sent me an ovary because I’m missing one now! 😆😆😆 I’ll put it next to my plush gallbladder! 😂😂😂

Posted 3 weeks ago

I woke up to this note yesterday, from the baby. We lost Quinn at 16 weeks, so I’ve been anxious about this week. Now that it’s here, I feel like this Baby is so much stronger, so much healthier, and so much happier to be here. I’m still nervous, but I feel constant little waves of relief at how different this pregnancy is. This Baby is in it to win it… and is pretty thrilled that tumor is gone. ❤️💚❤️💚 @ryanschile

Posted 3 weeks ago

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