Tara Schile


Tara Schile is a wife, an author, an entrepreneur, a makeup artist, a singer, a beauty queen, a poker player, one of the guys, a girly girl, a Star Trek geek, an artist, an actress, an introverted extrovert, a teacher, a good friend, a party hostess, a costume-maker, a daughter, a sister, a sister-in-law, a godmother, an aunt, a granddaughter, a niece, a cousin, a filmmaker, a director, a playwright, a movie-lover, a photographer, a twisted mind, a klutz, a traveler, a note-taker, a leader, a follower, a stargazer, a cat owner (x3), a pirate-lover, an organized mess, an oxymoron, and a genuine laugher.

There's a story for everything -

and it's in the book!


BONUS: Here's the link for the opening of  Tara and Ryan's wedding ceremony--where a FIGHT SCENE takes place! No kidding! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vex32C5p23k

Photo of Tara as Ms. Spirit American Renaissance by StudioPrimetime Photography.

Sincere Tara

My favorite color is glitter.

I'm the mother of two boys,

wife of my favorite person to laugh with.

Life is too short to fill your heart with hate,

so this tumblr is full of things I love.

Just hanging out with their lightsabers. #likeyado #lightsabers #lightsabergenderreveal #toddlerlyfe

Posted 1 day ago

I caught them. They look thrilled. @melaniebolen #catsofinstagram

Posted 1 day ago

Harrison is really into tea parties right now. So we invited Lisa over for one! @squidpickle #teaparty

Posted 2 days ago

And then tonight I was Yoda. Ryan dressed me. πŸ˜†πŸ˜† @lularoetaraschile #LularoeTaraSchile #lularoetaraschilelightsabermay #yodacostume #starwarscosplay #closetcosplay #casualcosplay #yoda

Posted 2 days ago

Forgot to post my #lularoecosplay of #Rey with my #BB8 mug. Cuteness. #starwarscosplay #closetcosplay @lularoetaraschile

Posted 3 days ago

Just another totally normal work day. @lularoetaraschile #LularoeTaraSchile #closetcosplay #lularoecosplay #starwarscosplay #c3po #plussizecosplay #plussizefashion

Posted 3 days ago

We had a tea party today. #fedorable #pinteresteatyourheartout #teaparty #notoxicmasculinityhere

Posted 4 days ago

Just looked up and spotted this. He announced, β€œI A PIWATE!!! ARRRRRE!” πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ #toddlerlyfe

Posted 5 days ago

This is the most Toddleriffic outfit of all time. Sequin star hat, Heart of Tefiti necklace, Mario pajama shirt, shorts that are too big, Paw Patrol socks, Star Wars lightup sneakers. #Toddlertastic #toddlerlyfe

Posted 5 days ago

My four mother’s days thus far. πŸ’™πŸ’™ My little miracles. #happymothersday

Posted 1 week ago

Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK

$ 15.00 USD

The paperback book is yours for just $15!


Not Everything I Say is Nonsense AUDIO BOOK

$ 23.00 USD

The audio book is read aloud in Tara's voice. The two disc set is yours for $23!


Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK & AUDIOBOOK SET

$ 34.00 USD

Save a few dollars and get them as a set! Read along with the audiobook, or give the paperback as a gift!
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We're Just the Size of Grown Ups

$ 18.00 USD

A fun, funny, and touching read!


Price includes shipping anywhere in the U.S.!

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