Tara Schile


Tara Schile is a wife, an author, an entrepreneur, a makeup artist, a singer, a beauty queen, a poker player, one of the guys, a girly girl, a Star Trek geek, an artist, an actress, an introverted extrovert, a teacher, a good friend, a party hostess, a costume-maker, a daughter, a sister, a sister-in-law, a godmother, an aunt, a granddaughter, a niece, a cousin, a filmmaker, a director, a playwright, a movie-lover, a photographer, a twisted mind, a klutz, a traveler, a note-taker, a leader, a follower, a stargazer, a cat owner (x3), a pirate-lover, an organized mess, an oxymoron, and a genuine laugher.

There's a story for everything -

and it's in the book!


BONUS: Here's the link for the opening of  Tara and Ryan's wedding ceremony--where a FIGHT SCENE takes place! No kidding! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vex32C5p23k

Photo of Tara as Ms. Spirit American Renaissance by StudioPrimetime Photography.

Sincere Tara

My favorite color is glitter.

I'm the mother of two boys,

wife of my favorite person to laugh with.

Life is too short to fill your heart with hate,

so this tumblr is full of things I love.

I love my smiley family.

Posted 9 hours ago

These are fun! @lularoetaraschile #lularoetaraschile #newheadshots

Posted 14 hours ago

“Good morning. I put a waffle on my head, margarine-Side-down. The resulting cleanup gave me this ‘do.” #trendsetter #toddlerlyfe #margarinehair

Posted 14 hours ago

Yesterday Harrison and I made a coconut lime roulade. I put too much color in the lime curd, and the sponge turned out really close-textured, but it was a nice tight spiral. The buttercream was yummy. The rest was “okay.” But Harrison put sprinkles on it and that was cute! 💚💚💚 #TaraBakes2018 #putthelimeinthecoconut

Posted 1 day ago

Baby’s first black eye. Ugh. He tripped and fell into the ottoman. Not even very hard. Boom, shiner. INSTANT bruise. But today he’s eating Cheerios with two spoons, so life can’t be that bad. #toddlerlyfe #babysfirstshiner #cheerios #twospoons #likeyado

Posted 2 days ago

Treat yo self. #selfcare #pedicure #pinktoes #treatyoself

Posted 3 days ago

This girl right here is Family. #framily @squidpickle #snowtime #bestnannyever

Posted 3 days ago

Someone is SEVEN years old today!! 💗💗💗 🐶💗💗💗 Happy Birthday, Dean Yeager!!

Posted 3 days ago

Sorry, Aunt Lisa. Those boots are amazing on this kid. #minimodel #footmodel #thesebootsweremadeforwalking @squidpickle #toddlerlyfe

Posted 4 days ago

Sawyer jumped up and got cozy with me today! He likes me! 💗💗 @melaniebolen

Posted 4 days ago

Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK

$ 15.00 USD

The paperback book is yours for just $15!


Not Everything I Say is Nonsense AUDIO BOOK

$ 23.00 USD

The audio book is read aloud in Tara's voice. The two disc set is yours for $23!


Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK & AUDIOBOOK SET

$ 34.00 USD

Save a few dollars and get them as a set! Read along with the audiobook, or give the paperback as a gift!
You get the paperback version AND the audiobook for just $34!


We're Just the Size of Grown Ups

$ 18.00 USD

A fun, funny, and touching read!


Price includes shipping anywhere in the U.S.!

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