Tara Schile


Tara Schile is a wife, an author, an entrepreneur, a makeup artist, a singer, a beauty queen, a poker player, one of the guys, a girly girl, a Star Trek geek, an artist, an actress, an introverted extrovert, a teacher, a good friend, a party hostess, a costume-maker, a daughter, a sister, a sister-in-law, a godmother, an aunt, a granddaughter, a niece, a cousin, a filmmaker, a director, a playwright, a movie-lover, a photographer, a twisted mind, a klutz, a traveler, a note-taker, a leader, a follower, a stargazer, a cat owner (x3), a pirate-lover, an organized mess, an oxymoron, and a genuine laugher.

There's a story for everything -

and it's in the book!


BONUS: Here's the link for the opening of  Tara and Ryan's wedding ceremony--where a FIGHT SCENE takes place! No kidding! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vex32C5p23k

Photo of Tara as Ms. Spirit American Renaissance by StudioPrimetime Photography.

Sincere Tara

My favorite color is glitter.

I'm the mother of two boys,

wife of my favorite person to laugh with.

Life is too short to fill your heart with hate,

so this tumblr is full of things I love.

They are so sweet when they’re sleeping.

Posted 4 hours ago

Quintessential doctors office toy. Harrison’s first dentist visit!!

Posted 16 hours ago

Why. Why do you need to be on the diaper bag, Mal? Why? Ugh. #catsofinstagram #catsonthings #whateverdude #cathole

Posted 16 hours ago

Harrison INSISTED I paint his toes pink. 💗💗 #toddlerlyfe

Posted 1 day ago

We’re just going to go LOOK at a house we like. But I’m wearing these socks. #carpediem

Posted 3 days ago

The “After” of the green hombre cake I made! #stpatricksday #tarabakes2018 #greencake #hombrecake #irelandcake

Posted 3 days ago

Stay tuned for the finished product, but I made an #hombrecake for tonight! It’s going to be delicious. And greeeeen. #greencake #tarabakes2018 #mommyslittlehelper #lickthebeaters #colorfulcake

Posted 4 days ago

My pretty nails with these lovely yellow roses at the nail salon. Then the nail tech insisted she take my picture HOLDING the roses. 😆 #yellowroses #nailsdid #treatyoself

Posted 6 days ago

Ahhhhh. #pedicuretime #selfcare #treatyoself

Posted 6 days ago

Daddy had a workout buddy today. 💙💙 #workoutbuddy #invisiblejumprope #lesmillscombat

Posted 6 days ago

Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK

$ 15.00 USD

The paperback book is yours for just $15!


Not Everything I Say is Nonsense AUDIO BOOK

$ 23.00 USD

The audio book is read aloud in Tara's voice. The two disc set is yours for $23!


Not Everything I Say is Nonsense PAPERBACK & AUDIOBOOK SET

$ 34.00 USD

Save a few dollars and get them as a set! Read along with the audiobook, or give the paperback as a gift!
You get the paperback version AND the audiobook for just $34!


We're Just the Size of Grown Ups

$ 18.00 USD

A fun, funny, and touching read!


Price includes shipping anywhere in the U.S.!

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